You decide to ask Monica on a date. However, when you go to the doctor’s office on Mars, you find that the doctor is an old man. When you walk in the door, he gives you a gentle smile.
“You aren’t a woman,” you say.
“No, I am not,” says the doctor. “Why did you think I was a woman?”
“I am looking for Dr. Monica,” you say. “I was told she was here.”
The doctor gives you a funny look.
“Dr. Monica,” he says. “Why, no one here on Mars is named Dr. Monica…”
“Hey,” says a voice behind you.
You turn around, and a very short woman is standing in the doorway. She looks up at you with bright blue eyes.
“You must be the new guy,” she says. “Come on.”
“Young man, you don’t want to go with her…” says the old doctor.
However, the woman has already left the room. You glance at the old doctor and smile apologetically, then run after the short woman.
“What’s going on?” you ask. “Where is Dr. Monica?”
“There isn’t a doctor named Monica,” says the short woman without looking at you. “I fix robots, so the robots call me a doctor.”
“But why…”
“They all hate me because I make decisions about them,” says the woman, and she finally looks at you. “I decide who lives and who dies, basically. Nice to meet you, maybe. I am Monica.”
“I’m… happy to meet you, too,” you say.
“Did you meet Jane yet?” she asks. “Or did you meet Yui?”